One Hot Day, One lously Weather Reporter, and Mr Pregnant

Well, my avid supporters and readers, is then second day of daylight saving, and the first day of the week, MONDAY (i hate those calenders that imply that Sunday is the first day of the week, seriously.. i am not that religious but even in the bible it states that Sunday was the 7th and last day were 'god' rested).
Anyway seeing as I have to commute on a train to uni everyday on an hour and 15 minute train, I cant exactly go outside to check the weather to coordinate my clothing attire based on how low/high the sun is, how cloudly the sky is, and how dense the oxygen smells (im VERY sensitive). Because of this I am forced to watch early morning wake up shows, where the anchors fool around and wait for the weather to get reported.
What was the verdict you ask? 28*C with definite lightning and thunderstorm.
What does this mean for me? wear hot summer clothes but dont get urself wet or bring and umbrella or you could be struck by lighting!
Hours on end past and i kept looking into the sky, watching and waiting for one little drop of rain to fall, or one small insignificant person to get struck by lightning. It NEVER happend.
Definite let down. It was like a Kubrikian version of Star Wars Episode V where you find out Chewbecca is actually Darth Vader in disguise and is Luke Skywalkers father, Obi Wan Kenobi had an affair with Princess Leia and Han Solo is their gay love child.

To take my anger out on the weather when i returned home i turned to youtube to relief me from my pain.

and what do i find?

Definite positive

I HATE you news reporter and long live these glorious days of the randomness of the internet! and that is the TRUTH, RUTH!