" I am the "Monster" — "Beelzebub" — the chubby behemouth. I love to hunt. Prowling the streets looking for fair game — tasty meat."
You see, if i was to attend a French Cheese party, and i pulled out a comment on the lines of that, people would get rather distressed and i would probably be shot or sent to a mental asylum on the account that people would think i am David Richard Berkowitz aka the Son of Sam.
Anyways here comes the million dollar question:
Why the hell did Radio Raheem take soo long to post (3 weeks)?
Answer:
Cos Radio Raheem has been procrastinating like a MoFo and working on a flash movie that will be posted eventually... AND ANYWAY that was not the right question to ask.. maybe YOU should have asked What made Radio Raheem want to come bak and post?
Answer #2:
Cos Radio Raheem has encountered a vast majority of different experiences over the last few weeks. I was gona post them now and change the dates to leave it in a chronological order, but eff that.. i aint planing to be deceitful!
SO here it goes issue number 1: Rutger Hauer
Well me n my friend, as in real life friends not cyberspace friends, went to go see one of the greatest, most avant-garde movies in the world by director RIDLEY SCOTT.
and that movie was..
..
BLADE RUNNER THE FINAL CUT
if you dont know what that movie is, or do but have never seen it, you really should punch your self in the nuts (or matching genitalia). Anyways, so on this special screening of the movie at Greater Union Cinema's on George Street Sydney, guess who we actually meet.. RUTGER muther effn HAUER
yeah.. i didnt know who he was eitha, but let me tell you, that was the first time i was EVER starstruck.. and thats a fair big thing for me cos i have met alot of celebrities that i really didnt think twice about going to talk to i.e. j wess, the dudes from bone thugs, selwyn lol, savage, guys from AND1, i saw beyonce at Myers so not sure if that counts, and 'course Russel Kilby
in retrospect, getting starstruck of an android (or replicant for all you die hard Runner fans) is kinda/pretty/very weird but yeah, he was a very nice dude as in i had a one on one conversation with him bout how shit permanent markers were, and he did sign my bag aswell EFF YEAH.
also, for all the questions on your mind, and as well as every1 elses, has RUTGER HAUER been in any other major films? YES, but really really small parts: Batman Begins, the asshole businessman, Sin City the priest who lets Elijah Wood eat people, Goal II some baron thing, and Alias/Buffy a few shows. EVEN he said everything went downhill after Blade Runner
Issue Number 2: Kimba versus Simba
So we are all drenched and at the Art Gallery when we decide to head over to the gift section. On the way, PoopMuffin aka Bridezilla spots the dvd section. In this dvd section she spots "Kimba the White Lion" DVD. She than points it out to me and states, " What a cheap asain rip off of the Lion King!"
That was the final straw
The pressure was on to me
I knew i was gona have to take the situation outside and do the bare knuckle dance toe to toe no matter what sex she was
For all you uneducated fools who dont know KIMBA was a 1960's anime cartoon created by the one and only Osamu Tezuka. The cartoon recieved international fame and was basically about the adventures of a rare White Lion who became king of the Jungle. The anime as well as manga is still being updated and released to this day, and in 1994 Disney decided to invest on this capital by stealing the storyline and character for the movie THE LION KING
Disney obviously denied everything saying they didnt know anything, but early stills of the film show Simba being a white lion, and Matthew Broderick even stated Disney officials said he was going to be the voice for a REMAKE of KIMBA THE WHITE LION
Bak in Saudi Arabia i used to watch this show everyday and by stupid Bridezilla's not taking advantage of cartoon history, REALLY makes me MAD!
Issue Number 3: I spent more money than I saved up
Yes, for all you STROKES fans, that is a direct quote from the song Barely Legal, and yes it has to do with the fact that the Phantom Menace of Christmas is dawning upon us
Let me clear one thing folks, people always cum up to me (who is a muslim) asking if we celebrate Christmas. The answer for the final time is YES... why you ask? because muslims are greedy and want presents? NO.. Believe it or not, actually do believe it, Muslims follow Jesus Christ as well (and if you didnt know Jesus is the man behind the date, not Santa). The only difference is we do not believe that Jesus died on the cross, therefore eliminating Easter for us!
Anyways, Xmas is hell to me, and funnily enough if you rearrange the letters of the name Santa its spells SATAN. DUH DUH DUHHHH!!!!!!!! So yeah i had all these funds allocated for Xmas and guess what.. I run out and have to buy stuff on my credit card. LAME!
Another thing, YES i am a male, and yes i buy presents, and mite i add good ones. Most of the known male population ask the person receiving the present what they want, and get exactly that; or they just give the person money, THATS LAME. Presents are supposed to mean something and by skipping out on the surprise factor, you leave the person happy but with the slight impression that the present was a real half assed attempt no matter how much it costs. Be creative and innovative, base ur presents on a personal joke, or just get something uno that person will adore. My gifts given out over the ages include a pearl necklace WINK WINK (ask for in person for the story), a thomas the tank engine train, a stolen left high heel, and finally a sprakly engraved ring (very sentimental)
Issue Number 4: My Eternal bestfriendship
Yes the verdict is out, and this time its final. EMILY has now become my eternal best friend. What this means is that now I have to buy her an actual good bday present, have many different obligations to her, am her shoulder to lean on, and finally fill her in on evry little factor of my life. In layman's terms, the eternal bestfriendship that exists in between us is like the BATsignal is to Batman.
how did we reach this connection? A year of effn around, a pretty hard come down, and the fact the she now owns mine and toms ANAL VIRGINITY
So yeah i hope i have informed and provided new insight for all you blog readers out there, and have a great and wonderful day, and thats the QUADRIPLE TRIPLE truth, RUTH !!!
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